Posted by Rachel | Posted in Tea and Accessories | Posted on 27-07-2010
Tags: china, horse, map, road, tea, tea horse road, tea horse road book, tea horse road map, tea horse road selena, tea horse road selena ahmed
Write a random paragraph off of the top of your head, it doesn’t even have to make sense?
It’s an exercise to help ward off writer’s block, working for you? Here’s what my brain came up with:
One day there was a sunny fence ginger who ate nineteen sprinkles exactly every minute and went to Starbucks to meet with a teacup assassin. I caught writers block off a canon cow who caught me not reading in a fish tank so I went to the doctors and they gave me a tissue to blow my ears into everyday and it would go away. I killed the cow with an angry flannel monster and ate my way out of a hive when I was abducted by undead bees. The tangled old octopus sparingly poured tea with his eleven arms – he is a mutant. “Blah, blah, blah,” said the cheese monkey as he road into london on his ice cream horse underneath the moon who had been graffiti’d with the words “ I MUST EAT” by seahorse aliens.
I don’t really know what that says about my mental state bwahaha
School day. Jonah kicked her feet and whisked the clock’s hour hand around. Her chair, sized to big for her, was drawn back by her father. Her fun spoiled after recognizing the face of disappointment. He pulled up a different chair and checked back at Jonah, silently punching her lap. Her father mimicked her, waiting for the moment she would finally cry out copy cat. She glanced up with lips sucked into her mouth and slanting eyebrows. He repeated her response, exaggerating the pout tactfully. Jonah’s lips shook; she lost her sour lips and curled a smile to both ears.
Bleh. I’m not gonna edit. It’s too fail. I liked yours much better 
~Silly Turtle
Old Tea Horse Road
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