Posted by Rachel | Posted in Tea and Accessories | Posted on 21-12-2008
Tags: small whistling tea kettle
Does anyone think this joke is funny?
Does anyone think this joke is funny?
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn’t know what it was. Predictably, he was hit and thrown to the side of the tracks, with some internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After months in the hospital recovering, he was at his friend’s house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly heard the tea kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from the nearby closet and bashed the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushed into the kitchen, saw what had happened, and asked the desert man, “Why’d you ruin my good tea kettle?”
The desert man replied, “Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small.”
lol yeah a little. I got a smile and a little chuckle out of it.
For anyone whom didn’t get it. If you have ever heard what a train sounds like when it blows it’s horn or whatever you want to call it is a similar sound to when a tea kettle goes off. The fact that it looked similar( the material that it is made out of) he thought since he didn’t know what it was that it was a small train that would grow to be a bigger train. Not that hard to get.
Authors@Google: Brad Matsen
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