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Is there any such thing as too long? If so, why Prolong cream?

My wife has been complaining a little that I take too long. I take good care of her in bed, so she finishes after a couple of hours, but I take longer. It wasn’t a problem before we had a kid a year ago, then she’d just clear an afternoon for love making, but with a kid she can’t do that and has commented that she wishes I would finish sooner sometimes. So last night I was putting away the groceries, and I ran across some cream stuff that is supposed to help a guy last longer. I brought it into the living room, kissed her on the neck and handed it to her, and she just said “Thanks,” and set it asside. When I asked if we were taking it to bed, she laughed and said, “Hell no.” It’s not like she was trying to hide it from me, I mean, it was her idea I put away the groceries, and she just set the stuff on the coffee table. What’s it for if not me? When I asked her who it was for, she just said, “No one.” Any thoughts?

Too long? Never heard of it. And I have no idea who it was for, if she wants it quicker why would she buy that stuff? Things that make ya go hhhhhmmmmm…..

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